标题: 一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语！ [打印本页] 作者: uinion 时间: 2005-8-2 15:46 标题: 一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语！ 昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑： <br>
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前台小姐：“Hello.” <br>
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老外：“Hi.” <br>
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前台小姐：“You have what thing？” <br>
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老外：“Can you speak english？” <br>
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前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？” <br>
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老外：“Can anybody else speak english？” <br>
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前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” <br>
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老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” <br>
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前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？” <br>
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老外：“I want to speak to your head.” <br>
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前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！” 作者: jaffas1101 时间: 2005-8-2 16:30 标题: re:看过了 谢谢！ 看过了 谢谢！