一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语！

uinion

　　昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑： <br>
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　　前台小姐：“Hello.” <br>
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　　老外：“Hi.” <br>
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　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？” <br>
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　　老外：“Can you speak english？” <br>
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　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？” <br>
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　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？” <br>
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　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” <br>
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　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” <br>
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　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？” <br>
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　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.” <br>
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　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

jaffas1101

看过了 谢谢！